Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Fantasy News Brief: A Squirrely Scandal

So the Squirrel Nut Zippers set forth in Week 5 to accomplish yet another feat in their glorious career by attempting to knock off the Fraudulent Fighting Winos. So as usual the Squirrels begin their weekly rituals in prepartion for ultimate victory in Week 5, at least, thats how it all began. By the time the weekend had come the Squirrel Nut Zippers were barely even able to play after what they claim had been delibritely sabotaged which in turn landed them some serious side effects. Evidence from these side effects were later discovered by secret footage that showed the Winos did infact sabotage the Squirrels chances of victory. For further proof of the matter, please watch the following news briefing...


With this the Squirrels are indeed ashamed of such great loses and better yet ashamed of such tarnished acts from a Wino team. As far as the Squirrels are concerned, if a Wino and a Squirrel happens cross paths again, it will indeed be the last for the Winos.

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